“Worst Day of Fishing > Best Day with My Baby Daddy” Eco Tote Bag

Throw shade while you carry your stuff — sustainably.

Whether you're heading to the farmer’s market, the lake, or just need something strong enough to carry the emotional weight of your decisions, this organic cotton tote has you covered. Featuring the unapologetic graphic:
“The worst day of fishing is still better than the best day dealing with my baby daddy” — it’s giving petty, practical, and planet-friendly.

Durable enough to hold up to 30 lbs of groceries, regrets, or fishing gear, and roomy enough for all your “I said what I said” energy.

Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton (because you care...about some things)
• 8 oz/yd² twill fabric = sturdy and long-lasting
• 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ size – perfect for everyday drama
• 30 lb capacity – emotional baggage not included
• Long, comfy straps for easy over-the-shoulder wear
• Open main compartment – no zips, no secrets

Great for:
• Fishing trips, real or metaphorical
• Grocery hauls and emotional unloading
• Gifting your bestie or roasting your ex
• Ditching plastic and toxic men

🖤 From Bread and Circuses — for the politically, emotionally, and environmentally aware.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!