Because some fish are less toxic than your ex.
This hoodie says what you're thinking — loud, proud, and sustainably. Featuring the viral-worthy quote:
“The worst day of fishing is still better than the best day dealing with my baby daddy,”
this premium eco hoodie is your new go-to for cozy comfort and unapologetic vibes.
Crafted from organic and recycled materials, it’s warm, soft on the skin, and perfect for throwing shade while staying eco-conscious.
Details You’ll Love:
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Brushed fleece interior – super soft and warm
• Comfortable unisex fit with double-layered hood
• Flat drawcords + metal eyelets = clean, premium look
• Kangaroo pocket to hold snacks, keys, or bitterness
• Tear-away label for max comfort
Perfect For:
• Fishing trips or avoiding your ex
• Couch sarcasm and street-level sass
• Bold statement outfits with an eco twist
• Gifting your messy bestie (or yourself, obviously)
🖤 From Bread and Circuses — because shade is sustainable.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| XS |
18 ½ |
26 ⅜ |
5 ¼ |
23 ⅝ |
| S |
20 ⅛ |
26 ¾ |
5 ½ |
23 ⅞ |
| M |
21 ⅝ |
27 ⅛ |
5 ¾ |
24 |
| L |
23 ¼ |
28 ⅛ |
5 ⅞ |
24 ¼ |
| XL |
25 ¼ |
29 ⅛ |
6 ½ |
24 ⅜ |
| 2XL |
27 ½ |
30 ¼ |
6 ⅞ |
24 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
29 ⅞ |
31 ½ |
7 ½ |
24 ¾ |
| 4XL |
32 ¼ |
32 ⅝ |
7 ⅞ |
25.00 |
| 5XL |
34 ⅝ |
33 ⅞ |
8 ⅝ |
25 ¼ |
